Chinese Women(written and read to the theme of Jaws)
Walking down the street in Shenzhen
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Walking towards us is a chinese woman
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As she get closer we see her face
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Wow she is stunning, face, eyes, everything
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As she gets close she gets a phone call
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She raises her hand to her ear to answer
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Suddenly we se it!!!!!!! Body hair!!!!!
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honestly it was one if the things ive only just now begun noticing but I realize that I had been aware of it since Ive been ehre but its never really registered.  Regardless of age, women here have arm pit hair, and maybe it is just because I am American but it came as something of a shock to me.  Im not sayng Im checking out beautfil women or anything Im just saying that I am not a monk and when i see a woman who could be termed beautiful I can appreciate it from a purely ascetic standpoint and then BOOM the hair.  I guess I should just be more accepting and open my mind etc etc  but until I gain that next level of enlightenment it can be dangerous swimming in the metaphorical water.